Still reeling in horror from recent events, but the 140-characters-or-less medium has proven a less daunting one to tackle.
There is a slight chance that I misjudged the appropriate volume of apples this year.
Thank you, cousins, for your heroic stifling of hysterics. And a Happy Thanksgiving to all.
And was he surprised? Why yes, yes he was.
may your pies be bountiful and cooked to perfection