2012: My mom attempts her first text message. I am too baffled to respond.
A year passes.
2013: My mom tries to tell a cousin: "We are here." Instead, this happens.
Happy birthday, Mumsy!
Maybe this will be the year you finally figure it out.
Though the part of me that loves laughing hysterically kind of hopes you never do.
(IMPORTANT UPDATE HERE)
Spam's annoying, sure. But there's something sort of heartening about living in a world where somebody, somewhere, could still believe that using the Internet daily--both indoors AND in the office--is an effort worth six million dollars.