Recently, I found my accordion file of ideas for what to do after graduating from college. Apparently I had a lot of them.
There were some real treasures in there. Including, in the "Acronyms" pocket, my initial application to be a Special Agent with the Secret Service (USSS).
I never pursued that one.
(...or did I?)
But the true scope of my youthful planning is evidenced by the last pocket. Which was, needless to say, conspicuously empty.
The growing repertoire of "career" fiascos can be seen here.