If you arrived on this page after being handed the above by a total stranger:
congratulations--you just met one of my parents.
And welcome to the League, where business cards ordered ironically and meant to stay on one's desk as a self-taunting reminder of one's peculiar life choices occasionally get distributed by one's progenitors to hapless passersby.
Anyway, thanks for playing along. If eclectic posts at unpredictable intervals are your thing, you're totally in the right place.