Well hello there.
As some of you may have surmised, The League is in transition. This has not been entirely straightforward, because me. Headquarters, dismantled in July, will remain so for a bit longer. In the interim, brothers have been wed, speeches given, babies visited, space-time bent, essential cords for useful technology misplaced. I've slept on two floors, one roof and nine beds in five states; the cat, slightly fewer. We abide, but grow weary of doing so out of suitcases.
Much of this is due to resolve over the next few weeks. Thanks for your infinite patience! Vast improvements in League post frequency are planned from its more northerly vantage point. Though you'll perhaps be disappointed to learn that my new neighbors seem to be the quiet and unassuming type.
Guess what I've been doing all month.
Tonight, what started as a fight about who pays more for groceries quickly devolved into this:
In other news, I'm 99% closer to being serious about finally moving. So let's all keep our fingers crossed that before I leave they dredge up the argument about him being too cheap to send their nonexistent, hypothetical, future children to summer camp, because that one. is. AMAZING.
Oh, and anyone planning a trip to St. Lucia in June may want to pick a different island.
Came home to these dulcet sounds wafting through my walls and figured it was finally time to sort out how to post audio to this page.
And so, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, allow me to introduce my ever-charming neighbors:
Current record to beat: filling out the entire card in under an hour.