If you arrived on this page after being handed the above by a total stranger:
congratulations--you just met one of my parents.
And welcome to the League, where business cards ordered ironically and meant to stay on one's desk as a self-taunting reminder of one's peculiar life choices occasionally get distributed by one's progenitors to hapless passersby.
Anyway, thanks for playing along. If eclectic posts at unpredictable intervals are your thing, you're totally in the right place.
Guess what I've been doing all month.
Tonight, what started as a fight about who pays more for groceries quickly devolved into this:
In other news, I'm 99% closer to being serious about finally moving. So let's all keep our fingers crossed that before I leave they dredge up the argument about him being too cheap to send their nonexistent, hypothetical, future children to summer camp, because that one. is. AMAZING.
Oh, and anyone planning a trip to St. Lucia in June may want to pick a different island.
Came home to these dulcet sounds wafting through my walls and figured it was finally time to sort out how to post audio to this page.
And so, ladies and gentlemen, without further ado, allow me to introduce my ever-charming neighbors:
May they grow to be kind of heart, sturdy of spirit, and highly tolerant of extreme weather conditions.