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Misguided Guile /
Baloney Bamboni /
You know what makes for a really scary Halloween?
Finding, amongst one's old mix tapes, recordings from that regrettable stretch of time when one not only pretended to be an obnoxious radio d.j., but also made up a truly idiotic name.
Luckily for all of us, I can't figure out how to post audio clips.
My October: A Thumbnail Sketch /
Why It Is Just As Well That I Did Not Seriously Pursue an Acting Career /
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The growing repertoire of "career" fiascos can be seen here.
My Badass Era /
[note to mobile viewers: this post contains an embedded video]
[in said video, I run with all the grace of a wounded giraffe]
[but in the part that comes before that, I do some mean ground defense]
VISA Fraud Prevention Services Has My Back /
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