While I Continue to Catch My Breath

Still reeling in horror from recent events, but the 140-characters-or-less medium has proven a less daunting one to tackle.

Area grocery stores have been cleared of butter, in case anybody was wondering how Americans plan to make it through Thanksgiving this year.

— League of LostCauses (@TheLeagueOfLC) November 22, 2016

Happy caloric escapism to all!

Worst-Case Scenarios

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NB: These tweets never happened. But these ones did.

Not Impressed

Trying out the new @instagram Trump filter; pretty blah. pic.twitter.com/f2nqDjz48m

— League of LostCauses (@TheLeagueOfLC) December 10, 2015

I kid you not, people.

Oh, mom.

literally thought a stranger's toddler had been sending me gibberish texts for past 2 days. turns out, my mom got a new phone. #truestory

— League of LostCauses (@TheLeagueOfLC) December 18, 2013

And so.

As Obama so rightly pointed out last night: this has been a tough week. But one in which I have never been more proud to be a part of the Greater Boston community. A thousand thank-yous to every individual, near and far, who played a role in helping us all to sleep a little easier. I look forward to the privilege of again drawing silly things about inconsequential moments in a comfortable existence. In the meantime:

strongly considering handing over the reins of my love life to the BPD, which is clearly waaaay better at finding a man than I'll ever be. — League of LostCauses (@TheLeagueOfLC) April 20, 2013

Public Confessions

I'm sure you've all been wondering, so let me set the record straight:

the remarkable athletic accomplishments, 

 grueling training schedule 

and inexorable stamina 

with which I continually awe the world?

I'm proud to say that those are pure, unadulterated me.

I swear.

thank you, #Lance, for perpetuating my conviction that the only thing standing between me and raging success is a strong moral backbone.

— League of LostCauses (@TheLeagueOfLC) January 18, 2013

Social Media Blitz

After vehemently swearing against it, The League now tweets. Next thing you know it'll be online dating. #flyingpigs

— League of LostCauses (@TheLeagueOfLC) November 24, 2012

There's now a League Facebook page, too! Think of it as your one-stop shop 
for posts, Tweets, and as-yet-undetermined delightful extras.