Tonight, what started as a fight about who pays more for groceries quickly devolved into this:
In other news, I'm 99% closer to being serious about finally moving. So let's all keep our fingers crossed that before I leave they dredge up the argument about him being too cheap to send their nonexistent, hypothetical, future children to summer camp, because that one. is. AMAZING.
Oh, and anyone planning a trip to St. Lucia in June may want to pick a different island.